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No More Balls

admin — Tue, 01 May 2012 17:10:43 +0000

No more balls

No More Balls

Jesus Fucking Christ

admin — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 09:32:28 +0000

Jesus Fucking Christ

Butt Flies

admin — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 09:14:10 +0000

Butt Flies

Duckface Hunting

admin — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 20:38:43 +0000

My newest leisure time activity!

Duck Face Hunting

Sextard Veggies

admin — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 04:27:25 +0000

I love gardening but some veggies can be sextards as shown in these pics.

Pussy Squash

This carrot came out of my own garden – still have it in ever-clear in my living room.

Man Carrot

And if they don’t grow the way you like, the you can always carve them.

Stripper Pumpkin

Jesus Loves The Little Children

admin — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:11:40 +0000

I mean seriously folks – what stupid fucking sextard thought this one up? 100% pedobear approved for grandma’s kitchen.

Jesus Loves The Little Children

It’s 2 a.m.

admin — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:48:20 +0000

It’s 2 a.m. You:

Call a cab?

Text party info?

Have anal sex?

It's 2 a.m.

Pissed Off Pussy

admin — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:37:20 +0000

I’ve seen some pissed off pussy in my day but try taking this pussy’s toy away from her and I’m pretty sure you might come away bleeding.

Pissed Off Pussy

It’s In My Fucking Face

admin — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 03:12:57 +0000

You know, when you’ve been fucking a bitch and all the girl can do is talk about how good her her ex fucked her or about how she prefers athletic black men in dreads? You know the kind, the kind of girl you like fucking so long you don’t have to hear their bullshit stories about all the fools in the hood they’ve fucked. Well, Naughty Little Hannah was that girl. This cute 18-year old had done it all – that is, except having her face covered in com by a flabby middle aged white man just because he could. I found a video of this ghetto trash white girl on Glass Mannequin where that’s exactly what the old bastard did – apparently he knew she hated old man cum so he gave her a classic surprise facial, you know, pretend you’re going to cum on her perfect little titties and “overshoot” a few inches. And this is all the trailer trash had to say……

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That’s Just Fucking Wrong

admin — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 07:00:59 +0000

I mean seriously dude – filming your sister in her first porno is one thing but asking her questions like you did, right after the old man that runs Bring Me Your Sister dumps a load of hot sticky cum all over her perfect perky tits, on her face and in her mouth, is just wrong. It all started when Acasha Binito showed up on my porch with her brother – I guess he was pissed because for some strange reason the two of them had to pay for an unwanted abortion and they didn’t have the cash. Her brother thought it would be a great idea to pimp his sister out and use the cash for the abortion. It ended with his sister choking on a mouthful of cum…..

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Join Bring Me Your Sister today and start downloading plus you get full access to two additional exclusive sites featuring this nasty little girl.

Oh Fuck – It’s A picture

admin — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 06:13:30 +0000

I’m sitting her with my video editor when she get’s a text from a guy that had a crush on her in grade school.

Guy: “I have a surprise 4 you”

Girl: “wat?”

Guy: “you cant see it yet”

Girl: “why wat is it?”

Guy: “you’ll see”

Girl: “wen”

Guy: “in a little bit”

Girl:

Guy: “I hope you like it”

Out-loud she said, rather loudly “Oh god, I hope it’s not a picture of his penis”

Seriously sextards, they really don’t want a picture of your miserable penis.

Does Filming Your Sister Fucking Make You A Sextard?

richardnailder — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 21:18:06 +0000

OK – so for those of you that don’t know, I run a little porn site called “Bring Me Your Sister” – the idea cam up after I met this guy that was real pissed at his sister and wanted to get a little revenge. Now I have four sisters and I know what cunts they can be to their brothers so the idea of giving one’s little sister a little payback for being a pain in the ass wasn’t all that foreign to me but what came out of this guys mouth next made min a total sextard: “Can you grudge fuck my sister while I watch…….?” – I was speechless. Speechless until the sextard pulled out a picture of his little sister – and damn, she was HOT! So that’s how the idea of my latest porn site was born – thanks to a sexually retarded brother named Russ asked me to grudge-fuck his sister while he watched. Of course, what fun is just watching? Why not let the sextard film me fucking his sister? And why not put it on the web for all of you to enjoy? Well, that’s exactly what we did and that’s how Russ became the first sextard to be featured on Bring Me Your Sister.

Sextard Films His Sister Fucking

My Friends Are All Sexually Retarded

richardnailder — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 20:20:56 +0000

OK – I’ll admit it – I was fucking stoned when I first decided that the world needed a blog for the sexually retarded but due to short term memory loss, I forgot all about. That was, until my roommate pulled one of his, all-to-oft, sexually retarded acts. Now my roommate isn’t the only sextard I’ve know in my 50 some years on this earth but he has the art of sextardism honed to a fine edge. In this blog, my friends and I will do our best to identify exceptional acts of sextardism but to also, give credit to all the sextards of the world that make it so damn simple for real men to get laid. In this blog, I’ll be posting stories of the sexually retarded stunts of my roommate and his friends. And in the spirit of fairness, I’ll also be posting some stories of some of the sexually retarded women that I know – yes, women can be sextards too. So stay tuned and get ready for the sometimes comical, sometimes sad stories of sextards the world over.

Your Friend – Richard Nailder